#eulora Logs for 24 Dec 2016



December 24th, 2016 by Diana Coman
EDLionX: ayy [00:01]
EDLionX: ya i did [00:01]
EDLionX: danke [00:01]
mircea_popescu: nice. am i pushy if i'm curious what's it do in winter sales ? [00:02]
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron so are you going to make the stacking bot ? [00:03]
EDLionX: something awkward happened just now: was preparing food with my old mother, and when we got to the garlic I was telling her how to clean the garlic more easily: "hey mom you know if you hit it in the right place, it'll undress naturally?" [00:04]
EDLionX: took me a few seconds to figured out her weirded out face [00:04]
EDLionX: oh [00:04]
EDLionX: it's the steam winter sales [00:05]
EDLionX: theres a new game that just came out and you know how new games are: not cheap :( [00:05]
mircea_popescu: oh i c [00:08]
EDLionX: kinda reminded me of what happened years ago when i was a teen [00:09]
EDLionX: so i was driving my mom around [00:09]
EDLionX: and she toold me I need to excercise more [00:10]
EDLionX: and I replied her with a question: you know which excercise burns the most fat and is the most enjoyable? [00:10]
EDLionX: : sex! [00:11]
EDLionX: She just looked at me as if I just killed a baby [00:11]
EDLionX: until now i still cringe whenever i think about it [00:12]
mircea_popescu: but why ? good answer. [00:12]
EDLionX: yeah my moms super conservative [00:12]
EDLionX: I dated this philipino girl b4 [00:13]
EDLionX: both my parents were super against it [00:13]
mircea_popescu: why ? [00:13]
EDLionX: told me that we chinese should stick together or some shit [00:13]
mircea_popescu: eh. [00:13]
EDLionX: :I [00:14]
mircea_popescu: chinese girls aren't that pretty are they ? [00:14]
EDLionX: with make-up they are. :E [00:14]
mircea_popescu: lol ok [00:14]
EDLionX: like geez some of them really overdo it [00:14]
EDLionX: what a turn off [00:14]
mircea_popescu: it's this central asian thing, paint face like it's a wall. [00:15]
EDLionX: hahahahha like that peking opera shit [00:15]
mircea_popescu: at least on the stage it makes some sense. [00:15]
EDLionX: god thats true [00:16]
EDLionX: when i was in Taiwan everywhere you go are face painted hoes [00:16]
EDLionX: well at least in the central cities [00:17]
mircea_popescu: so did your parents produce replacement girl ? [00:17]
EDLionX: nah [00:17]
mircea_popescu: pfff. [00:17]
mircea_popescu: what is this bullshit. "you want to talk shit about my date, you first bring three better looking ones you approve of for me to choose from." [00:18]
EDLionX: hahhahaha [00:18]
mircea_popescu: well ? you don't like the one i found - first find better then talk. [00:18]
EDLionX: as conservative as they are arrange marriage isnt part of my family culture [00:19]
mircea_popescu: so then ? they burn both ends of the candle, conservative enough to gossip not conservative enough to get any work done ? [00:19]
EDLionX: hmmm! [00:19]
mircea_popescu: you didn't go "hey dad, i don't approve of you being poor - go out, get money, come back when ytou got it" did you ? [00:19]
EDLionX: like most of chinese adults are! [00:19]
EDLionX: wow mircea thats just mean T.T [00:20]
mircea_popescu: i am known for it. [00:20]
EDLionX: i know :) [00:20]
mircea_popescu: o ok then. [00:20]
EDLionX: but i guess they do it because they love me or some shit i mean they do justify their actions [00:21]
EDLionX: like with the pinoy gf: [00:21]
mircea_popescu: hey, this is a cheap cop out. "i only say this because i love you - now go die or bring money." [00:21]
EDLionX: they said that our cultures are too different, and there might be clashes between the both of you(couple) or even family wise [00:21]
mircea_popescu: so what's so bad about clashes ? [00:22]
EDLionX: unnecessary problems? [00:22]
mircea_popescu: pfff. [00:22]
EDLionX: hahaha [00:22]
mircea_popescu: that's how it goes dude, woman throws a fit, you get the whip lash her butt purple, then you have great sex. [00:23]
mircea_popescu: clashes are good. boring is bad. [00:23]
EDLionX: wow that kind of thought will get me into great trouble here [00:24]
mircea_popescu: sucks [00:24]
EDLionX: aye [00:24]
EDLionX: here almost everyone knows each other [00:24]
EDLionX: buz its so small [00:24]
mircea_popescu: a really ? [00:24]
EDLionX: what you do, people know. [00:24]
EDLionX: they knowwwwwwww [00:24]
EDLionX: aye [00:25]
EDLionX: the government keep trying to cover up crimes but that does hjack shit [00:25]
mircea_popescu: all the better, so then you can take the girl for a walk when you're done, have her wear a belt instead of a skirt. [00:25]
mircea_popescu: let 'em know right an' proper. [00:25]
EDLionX: hahahahha that is brutal [00:25]
EDLionX: love it [00:25]
mircea_popescu: so a couple nights ago, right ? i was coming home from town, and a couple blocks before her house i tell the girl i'm with "take your dress off". [00:26]
mircea_popescu: she's not wearing any bra, panties, nothing. JUST as i say that, a police car starts blinking its lights right behind us [00:27]
mircea_popescu: they have these crazy blue led lights here, it's insane. [00:27]
EDLionX: now who do i need to kill to be as persuasive as you, hombre [00:29]
mircea_popescu: heh [00:29]
mircea_popescu: i'm not persuasive i'm just intolerant. it's not the same thing. [00:29]
EDLionX: havent you got the memo? intolerance = racism = bigotry = nazi [00:30]
mircea_popescu: so ? [00:30]
mircea_popescu: they can kiss my ass for the same money. [00:30]
EDLionX: so fuck it, heil hitler 1488 all the way [00:31]
mircea_popescu: 1488 ?! [00:31]
mircea_popescu: hitler was in like 1940. [00:31]
EDLionX: oh 1488 is a white supremacist number, or so they say [00:32]
mircea_popescu: ah ok [00:32]
EDLionX: happy christmas eve btw [00:33]
EDLionX: if it means anything to ya [00:33]
mircea_popescu: same to u [00:33]
mircea_popescu: statistically i will probably die for xmas. [00:34]
EDLionX: oh man [00:35]
EDLionX: i want som o' dat [00:35]
mircea_popescu: well so come over you can try the world's best cozonac. [00:35]
EDLionX: had to google that [00:37]
EDLionX: looks delish [00:37]
mircea_popescu: this romanian pastry. [00:37]
mircea_popescu: it's only good if well made ; otherwise it blows. [00:37]
EDLionX: great now im craving for sweet stuff [00:38]
mircea_popescu: this is the point of xmas no ? sweets [00:38]
EDLionX: kinda different here [00:38]
EDLionX: when i think of xmas i think of turkey [00:39]
mircea_popescu: turkey ?! [00:39]
EDLionX: yea [00:39]
EDLionX: weird huh [00:39]
mircea_popescu: the country or the bird ? [00:39]
EDLionX: oh the bird [00:39]
mircea_popescu: man that's thanksgiving. november. [00:39]
EDLionX: (also celebrating xmas is banned in Brunei) [00:39]
mircea_popescu: chinese nuts, got their western holidays mixed up [00:39]
EDLionX: yeah but we have that like every xmas [00:40]
EDLionX: so it's kinda like the norm here [00:40]
mircea_popescu: why ? if i lived there i'd have peking duck instead [00:40]
EDLionX: we dont have thanks giving fyi [00:40]
EDLionX: hahahaha [00:40]
mircea_popescu: well this is understandable, nothing to give thanks for! [00:40]
EDLionX: yeah instaed we have our own celebrations [00:41]
EDLionX: like the moon cake festival [00:41]
mircea_popescu: how's that go ? [00:41]
EDLionX: we bring out lanterns and eat mooncake and drink tea together as a family [00:42]
mircea_popescu: alright. [00:42]
EDLionX: but the main point here is to gather as a family and fellowship together [00:42]
mircea_popescu: that's not so bad is it [00:42]
EDLionX: yeah [00:43]
EDLionX: but it gets boring [00:43]
mircea_popescu: do you have one when everyone gets plastered drunk ? [00:43]
EDLionX: chinese new year? [00:43]
EDLionX: hahhaha [00:43]
mircea_popescu: aha [00:43]
EDLionX: i guess we do drink durimng christmas [00:43]
EDLionX: not a lot (alcohol is banned) [00:43]
mircea_popescu: hm. [00:44]
mircea_popescu: do you have one when all the girls gather in a large herd and burn their bras etc ? [00:44]
mircea_popescu: it's called "1960s" in france. [00:44]
EDLionX: well no [00:44]
EDLionX: but i would like to see that [00:44]
mircea_popescu: they don't really do it anymore. [00:45]
mircea_popescu: !~google femen protest [00:45]
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: Femen - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femen>; FEMEN â\u0080\u0093 FEMEN Official Blog: <http://femen.org/>; About Us â\u0080\u0093 FEMEN: <http://femen.org/about-us/> [00:45]
lobbesbot: Title: Femen - Wikipedia (at en.wikipedia.org) [00:45]
mircea_popescu: ^ closest it gets. [00:45]
EDLionX: if they do that, they'll all be behind bars [00:45]
EDLionX: ah [00:45]
mircea_popescu: well sure. [00:45]
EDLionX: femen [00:45]
EDLionX: bunch of lunatics i say [00:45]
EDLionX: but tits [00:45]
EDLionX: so tits [00:45]
mircea_popescu: at least not boring. [00:45]
EDLionX: yeah no way [00:45]
mircea_popescu: of course it was a lot better when it was just this thing ukr art students did. much better tits. now all the wanna-be gorgons are doing it. [00:46]
EDLionX: hey imma leave for a while mircea [00:46]
mircea_popescu: kinds how it goes. [00:46]
mircea_popescu: yeah im off too. take it easy. [00:46]
EDLionX: lol gorgons [00:46]
EDLionX: nice talking to you! [00:46]
mircea_popescu: btw danielpbarron i've not forgotten about your mn, say sometime when we're in town [09:32]
mircea_popescu: or if not whatever, at auction. [09:32]
danielpbarron: k [12:49]

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