EDLionX: | ayy | [00:01] |
EDLionX: | ya i did | [00:01] |
EDLionX: | danke | [00:01] |
mircea_popescu: | nice. am i pushy if i'm curious what's it do in winter sales ? | [00:02] |
mircea_popescu: | danielpbarron so are you going to make the stacking bot ? | [00:03] |
EDLionX: | something awkward happened just now: was preparing food with my old mother, and when we got to the garlic I was telling her how to clean the garlic more easily: "hey mom you know if you hit it in the right place, it'll undress naturally?" | [00:04] |
EDLionX: | took me a few seconds to figured out her weirded out face | [00:04] |
EDLionX: | oh | [00:04] |
EDLionX: | it's the steam winter sales | [00:05] |
EDLionX: | theres a new game that just came out and you know how new games are: not cheap :( | [00:05] |
mircea_popescu: | oh i c | [00:08] |
EDLionX: | kinda reminded me of what happened years ago when i was a teen | [00:09] |
EDLionX: | so i was driving my mom around | [00:09] |
EDLionX: | and she toold me I need to excercise more | [00:10] |
EDLionX: | and I replied her with a question: you know which excercise burns the most fat and is the most enjoyable? | [00:10] |
EDLionX: | : sex! | [00:11] |
EDLionX: | She just looked at me as if I just killed a baby | [00:11] |
EDLionX: | until now i still cringe whenever i think about it | [00:12] |
mircea_popescu: | but why ? good answer. | [00:12] |
EDLionX: | yeah my moms super conservative | [00:12] |
EDLionX: | I dated this philipino girl b4 | [00:13] |
EDLionX: | both my parents were super against it | [00:13] |
mircea_popescu: | why ? | [00:13] |
EDLionX: | told me that we chinese should stick together or some shit | [00:13] |
mircea_popescu: | eh. | [00:13] |
EDLionX: | :I | [00:14] |
mircea_popescu: | chinese girls aren't that pretty are they ? | [00:14] |
EDLionX: | with make-up they are. :E | [00:14] |
mircea_popescu: | lol ok | [00:14] |
EDLionX: | like geez some of them really overdo it | [00:14] |
EDLionX: | what a turn off | [00:14] |
mircea_popescu: | it's this central asian thing, paint face like it's a wall. | [00:15] |
EDLionX: | hahahahha like that peking opera shit | [00:15] |
mircea_popescu: | at least on the stage it makes some sense. | [00:15] |
EDLionX: | god thats true | [00:16] |
EDLionX: | when i was in Taiwan everywhere you go are face painted hoes | [00:16] |
EDLionX: | well at least in the central cities | [00:17] |
mircea_popescu: | so did your parents produce replacement girl ? | [00:17] |
EDLionX: | nah | [00:17] |
mircea_popescu: | pfff. | [00:17] |
mircea_popescu: | what is this bullshit. "you want to talk shit about my date, you first bring three better looking ones you approve of for me to choose from." | [00:18] |
EDLionX: | hahhahaha | [00:18] |
mircea_popescu: | well ? you don't like the one i found - first find better then talk. | [00:18] |
EDLionX: | as conservative as they are arrange marriage isnt part of my family culture | [00:19] |
mircea_popescu: | so then ? they burn both ends of the candle, conservative enough to gossip not conservative enough to get any work done ? | [00:19] |
EDLionX: | hmmm! | [00:19] |
mircea_popescu: | you didn't go "hey dad, i don't approve of you being poor - go out, get money, come back when ytou got it" did you ? | [00:19] |
EDLionX: | like most of chinese adults are! | [00:19] |
EDLionX: | wow mircea thats just mean T.T | [00:20] |
mircea_popescu: | i am known for it. | [00:20] |
EDLionX: | i know :) | [00:20] |
mircea_popescu: | o ok then. | [00:20] |
EDLionX: | but i guess they do it because they love me or some shit i mean they do justify their actions | [00:21] |
EDLionX: | like with the pinoy gf: | [00:21] |
mircea_popescu: | hey, this is a cheap cop out. "i only say this because i love you - now go die or bring money." | [00:21] |
EDLionX: | they said that our cultures are too different, and there might be clashes between the both of you(couple) or even family wise | [00:21] |
mircea_popescu: | so what's so bad about clashes ? | [00:22] |
EDLionX: | unnecessary problems? | [00:22] |
mircea_popescu: | pfff. | [00:22] |
EDLionX: | hahaha | [00:22] |
mircea_popescu: | that's how it goes dude, woman throws a fit, you get the whip lash her butt purple, then you have great sex. | [00:23] |
mircea_popescu: | clashes are good. boring is bad. | [00:23] |
EDLionX: | wow that kind of thought will get me into great trouble here | [00:24] |
mircea_popescu: | sucks | [00:24] |
EDLionX: | aye | [00:24] |
EDLionX: | here almost everyone knows each other | [00:24] |
EDLionX: | buz its so small | [00:24] |
mircea_popescu: | a really ? | [00:24] |
EDLionX: | what you do, people know. | [00:24] |
EDLionX: | they knowwwwwwww | [00:24] |
EDLionX: | aye | [00:25] |
EDLionX: | the government keep trying to cover up crimes but that does hjack shit | [00:25] |
mircea_popescu: | all the better, so then you can take the girl for a walk when you're done, have her wear a belt instead of a skirt. | [00:25] |
mircea_popescu: | let 'em know right an' proper. | [00:25] |
EDLionX: | hahahahha that is brutal | [00:25] |
EDLionX: | love it | [00:25] |
mircea_popescu: | so a couple nights ago, right ? i was coming home from town, and a couple blocks before her house i tell the girl i'm with "take your dress off". | [00:26] |
mircea_popescu: | she's not wearing any bra, panties, nothing. JUST as i say that, a police car starts blinking its lights right behind us | [00:27] |
mircea_popescu: | they have these crazy blue led lights here, it's insane. | [00:27] |
EDLionX: | now who do i need to kill to be as persuasive as you, hombre | [00:29] |
mircea_popescu: | heh | [00:29] |
mircea_popescu: | i'm not persuasive i'm just intolerant. it's not the same thing. | [00:29] |
EDLionX: | havent you got the memo? intolerance = racism = bigotry = nazi | [00:30] |
mircea_popescu: | so ? | [00:30] |
mircea_popescu: | they can kiss my ass for the same money. | [00:30] |
EDLionX: | so fuck it, heil hitler 1488 all the way | [00:31] |
mircea_popescu: | 1488 ?! | [00:31] |
mircea_popescu: | hitler was in like 1940. | [00:31] |
EDLionX: | oh 1488 is a white supremacist number, or so they say | [00:32] |
mircea_popescu: | ah ok | [00:32] |
EDLionX: | happy christmas eve btw | [00:33] |
EDLionX: | if it means anything to ya | [00:33] |
mircea_popescu: | same to u | [00:33] |
mircea_popescu: | statistically i will probably die for xmas. | [00:34] |
EDLionX: | oh man | [00:35] |
EDLionX: | i want som o' dat | [00:35] |
mircea_popescu: | well so come over you can try the world's best cozonac. | [00:35] |
EDLionX: | had to google that | [00:37] |
EDLionX: | looks delish | [00:37] |
mircea_popescu: | this romanian pastry. | [00:37] |
mircea_popescu: | it's only good if well made ; otherwise it blows. | [00:37] |
EDLionX: | great now im craving for sweet stuff | [00:38] |
mircea_popescu: | this is the point of xmas no ? sweets | [00:38] |
EDLionX: | kinda different here | [00:38] |
EDLionX: | when i think of xmas i think of turkey | [00:39] |
mircea_popescu: | turkey ?! | [00:39] |
EDLionX: | yea | [00:39] |
EDLionX: | weird huh | [00:39] |
mircea_popescu: | the country or the bird ? | [00:39] |
EDLionX: | oh the bird | [00:39] |
mircea_popescu: | man that's thanksgiving. november. | [00:39] |
EDLionX: | (also celebrating xmas is banned in Brunei) | [00:39] |
mircea_popescu: | chinese nuts, got their western holidays mixed up | [00:39] |
EDLionX: | yeah but we have that like every xmas | [00:40] |
EDLionX: | so it's kinda like the norm here | [00:40] |
mircea_popescu: | why ? if i lived there i'd have peking duck instead | [00:40] |
EDLionX: | we dont have thanks giving fyi | [00:40] |
EDLionX: | hahahaha | [00:40] |
mircea_popescu: | well this is understandable, nothing to give thanks for! | [00:40] |
EDLionX: | yeah instaed we have our own celebrations | [00:41] |
EDLionX: | like the moon cake festival | [00:41] |
mircea_popescu: | how's that go ? | [00:41] |
EDLionX: | we bring out lanterns and eat mooncake and drink tea together as a family | [00:42] |
mircea_popescu: | alright. | [00:42] |
EDLionX: | but the main point here is to gather as a family and fellowship together | [00:42] |
mircea_popescu: | that's not so bad is it | [00:42] |
EDLionX: | yeah | [00:43] |
EDLionX: | but it gets boring | [00:43] |
mircea_popescu: | do you have one when everyone gets plastered drunk ? | [00:43] |
EDLionX: | chinese new year? | [00:43] |
EDLionX: | hahhaha | [00:43] |
mircea_popescu: | aha | [00:43] |
EDLionX: | i guess we do drink durimng christmas | [00:43] |
EDLionX: | not a lot (alcohol is banned) | [00:43] |
mircea_popescu: | hm. | [00:44] |
mircea_popescu: | do you have one when all the girls gather in a large herd and burn their bras etc ? | [00:44] |
mircea_popescu: | it's called "1960s" in france. | [00:44] |
EDLionX: | well no | [00:44] |
EDLionX: | but i would like to see that | [00:44] |
mircea_popescu: | they don't really do it anymore. | [00:45] |
mircea_popescu: | !~google femen protest | [00:45] |
jhvh1: | mircea_popescu: Femen - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femen>; FEMEN â\u0080\u0093 FEMEN Official Blog: <http://femen.org/>; About Us â\u0080\u0093 FEMEN: <http://femen.org/about-us/> | [00:45] |
lobbesbot: | Title: Femen - Wikipedia (at en.wikipedia.org) | [00:45] |
mircea_popescu: | ^ closest it gets. | [00:45] |
EDLionX: | if they do that, they'll all be behind bars | [00:45] |
EDLionX: | ah | [00:45] |
mircea_popescu: | well sure. | [00:45] |
EDLionX: | femen | [00:45] |
EDLionX: | bunch of lunatics i say | [00:45] |
EDLionX: | but tits | [00:45] |
EDLionX: | so tits | [00:45] |
mircea_popescu: | at least not boring. | [00:45] |
EDLionX: | yeah no way | [00:45] |
mircea_popescu: | of course it was a lot better when it was just this thing ukr art students did. much better tits. now all the wanna-be gorgons are doing it. | [00:46] |
EDLionX: | hey imma leave for a while mircea | [00:46] |
mircea_popescu: | kinds how it goes. | [00:46] |
mircea_popescu: | yeah im off too. take it easy. | [00:46] |
EDLionX: | lol gorgons | [00:46] |
EDLionX: | nice talking to you! | [00:46] |
mircea_popescu: | btw danielpbarron i've not forgotten about your mn, say sometime when we're in town | [09:32] |
mircea_popescu: | or if not whatever, at auction. | [09:32] |
danielpbarron: | k | [12:49] |
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